Des blagues bien de chez nous!

{La drague de Bodo}

Bodo: Kouma to si zoli koumsa?
Fifi: Mo kroir bondié in done moi to part.

Bodo: Mo 1 fotograf. Mo ti p rode 1 figuire kouma toi depi lontan.
Fifi: Mo 1 chirugiene plastic. Mo ti p rode 1 figuire kouma toi!

Bodo: Eski mo kav gagn to nom?
Fifi: Kifer? to pena 1 nom deza!?

Bodo: Si zamais mo trouve toi touni, mo pou mort heureux.
Fifi: Si zamais mo trouve toi touni, mo pou mort de rire!

Bodo: Kot to ti eter tou sa letemps la dan mo la vie?
Fifi: Mo ti p cachiete toi!

Bodo: To zoli figuire bizin tourne boukou la tete?
Fifi: To figuire sirma faire tourne boukou lestomac!

Bodo: Ki to pou dire si mo dire toi mo envi marier ar toi?
Fifi: Narier. Mo pa kav rier et causer en meme temps!
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{Windows en Creole}

Kouma to koner, l'ile maurice p rode vine 1 tigre dan bane zafaire computer. Pou promouvoir informatik dan pays en entier, Premier Miniss in dimane so bane collegues informaticiens tradire Windows XP en creole. Koumsa le pep pou compran pli bien.

Ala 1-2 examples de zot travail...

Windows XP = Lafnet XP
Save = Sape moi
Help = Au sécour
Find = Roder
Bad Command = Al aprane ekrir
Run = Bourer
Paste = Peintirer
Print Preview= Chek print so life avan
Home = Lakaz
Tools = Zoutils
Mouse = Lerat
Mouse Driver = Sofere Lerat
Mouse Pad = Tapis Lerat
Click =GijiGiji
Windows cannot display this page = lafnet p ran gaz
Exit = Rass la vie
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{Picpac and Ticolo}

Ready, sit back and relax... This is going to be husband comic


Picpac: Allo qui maniere, Ticolo? Tou correk?
Ticolo: My English professor has asked me to speak
English only; Let us speak English. This will improve my English knowledge.

Picpac: OK, what are you called?
Ticolo:Ticolo; and you?
Picpac:Picpac.

Ticolo: Where do you rest?
Picpac: At Four Coconut. And you?
Ticolo: At Red Earth near a halfbig shop.
Picpac: It is husband hot in this stadium.
Ticolo: You have reason. I am transpirating! How are you doing at school? Are you breaking the packet?

Picpac: Yes, my father told me if I fail, my saucepan will be hot.
Ticolo: I gain thirsty.Have you something to drink?
Picpac: Yes, I have some dead water. Do you want some?
Ticolo: Yes. Thank you. If you gain hungry, I have got fried apple of the earth.
Picpac: No. Thank you. I have bought some dholl rotten with curry big weight.
Ticolo: Are you taking part in the sports?
Picpac: No. I am blessed in the foot.
Ticolo: What have you got?
Picpac: The baby of curry rock fell on it.
Ticolo: Do you hurt much?
Picpac: Of course! I saw lightnings.

(Suddenly there was a commotion in the centre of the field and many pupils had assembled)

Ticolo: Stay here. I am going to see what arrived

(A few minutes later, he returns and announces):

A boy fell down without knowledge. The professor says it is because of the sun. He is called zoreille.

Do you know him?
Picpac: Yes, but he is not my army. He is a coconut eater.It is not easy with him.
Ticolo: Look at the small boy. He wants to run with a big.He will not be capable.
Picpac: I know him. He runs quickly. Small knife cut big pumpkin.
His sister is a beautiful thirty-five.
I am trying to put her in a circle, but I have no money.
I am waiting for my condemned box to fill.
Now my hand is under rock.

Ticolo: We must marry picker. I give you money.
Picpac: Don't tell her brother. If he knows,he will untie our race.
He is a small chilli.

Ticolo: Are you to rest here a long time?
Picpac: No. If I felt an occasion,
I am going to break the pause at Rose-Hill.

(He stood up and inadvertently crushed his friend's foot)

Ticolo: Eh, you monkey, you are blessing me again.You cannot make attention.
Picpac: Sorry, my black.

(Unfortunately, the conversation ended here....).